Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly tried throw something to a massive crocodile. Witnesses report that Trump even got a little overly familiar with the creature, leading some raised eyebrows. The {entiresituation was captured on video, and the footage have quickly gone viral online.

• We don't know why Trump
• chose Alcatraz
• but some speculate that he waslooking for attention

Urgent Update: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!

A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President T.D. has confronted a pack of highly venomous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.

Eyewitnesses claim to have seen the former leader battling with the creatures, wielding a vibrating toothbrush. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from Mr. Trump's staff.

Stay tuned for more updates on this bizarre event!

The Donald's Wild Tour of Alcatraz

Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, wearing a MAGA hat the whole time. He's even totally plans to put in a gold-plated bidet during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!

• Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Gator Jail? Definitely, Declares the Donald

Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. That mess down in Florida is gettin' worse. They got these alligators runnin' free. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em roam around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta make an example of these beasts. That's why I say we gotta build a croc correction facility - Alcatraz for alligators, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' care of problems.

• Make America Great Again !

The Don's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!

This ain't your typical campaign rally, folks. The President himself is hitting the muck on a website wild expedition. That's right, we're talking about Trumphunting for gators. Sources say he's packing his that ridiculous red "Make America Great Again" beanie and planning on showing those gators who's boss. Will he run screaming back to the White House? Only time will tell!

This Is Crazy! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators

Folks, you are seriously gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, ex Prez Trump, has decided to embark on a wild journey. He's swapping his golf clubs for some serious courage and is going into a cage full of mean alligators! Word on the street that this whole thing was his idea.

What could ever go wrong?? Only time will reveal.